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WHO’S THE BIG PLAYER
Who’s The Big Player His brow deeply furrowed, his thinking cap on.He looks like the Thinker, with half his brain gone.His thoughts were perverted, his methods insane.Pursuing his special purpose he believes preordained.No one sane could follow him, no one even dared.From afar they kept tabs on him and often despaired.Despaired of his actions, longing…
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Democrat Journey
Colleges recruiting idiots, filling empty skulls.Today anything passes for what the left think is balls.The whole scene is confusing, lives are destroyed. These POS professors, should not be employed.Educating puppets for Brandon, communist creeps.Theres room for more scumbags in the swamps deeps.We have women wearing pants, men wearing make-up.The devil runs rampant, you can’t make…
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The Price Isn’t Right
A bag of cheese puffs is over seven dollars today.With Joe Biden in office, absolutely nothing’s okay.If there’s any shrink-flation, it’s happening in his pinhead.I caught myself paying almost 3 dollars for a cheap loaf of bread.A gallon of brand name water costs more than a gallon of gas.A two cheeseburger McDonalds combo is 13…
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What We’re Looking At
He walked into a buzzsaw, he cut it pretty close.He should have seen it coming, how close he was to toast.He isn’t who he thinks he is, he isn’t who he was.He imitates Barack Obama and does what master does.He walked into a wall, sadly he didn’t see it there.They hurt his feelers badly when…
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Who the Hell is Joe
They laugh at him in China, he’s scoffed at in D.C.They hate him in East Palastine, he’s mocked on the Bee.They saw him coming in Hawaii, no one was impressed.He went there to pander, causing much more stress.His promises are broken, he shows our allies no respect.All Israel expects from him are lies and more…
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The Crooked Path
There was a crooked old man, who had a crooked smile.When folks saw him on TV they quickly changed the dial.He had a crooked way of talking, a habit of telling lies.A crooked way of thinking, a crooked twinkle in his eyes.He flew many crooked miles, with his crooked pal Jinping. They had many secret…
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Biden was through talking, things were now clarified.It was obvious to most of the crowd, his brain had been fried.Some had a hard a time accepting, some fools never would.Some saw Biden as a good man, who was misunderstood..I saw him as an idiot, getting worse day after long day.I realized he had a problem…
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There’s nothing for dinner, there’s nothing to eat.We don’t get any nourishment from kissing Joe’s feet.If I make a few extra dollars, poof! every cent’s gone.I can’t sustain myself on this path America’s on.If I had friends I could visit, I’m still too broke to go.I can’t afford to buy gas with Joe running the…
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The Commiecrat Plan
Rights, say the commiecrats, you don’t need no stinking rights.We decide what you’re guilty of, we decide who wins the fight.Free speech, pshaw!, dream on, we decide what you can say.We have gag-orders, our Marxist judges can just have their way.You call it biased justice, or the department of justice run amock.We call it win…
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What About Joey
Joey gets angry, Joey gets mad.Joey cries in his beer when Joey is sad.Joey talks gibberish, Joey’s so misunderstood.Joey’s head is perfect, for knocking on wood.Joey’s a brave man without any balls.Joey has a hard time getting up when he falls.Joey’s our president, ain’t that a crock.If Joey acts stupid, don’t go into shock..Joey starts…
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They Come From the Swamp
Trump is a masculine man and as such likes beautiful women.Democrats love their swamp, where they love to go swimmin’.Their swamp’s full of critters, reprobates and malfeasants. Morals are not to be found and denizens claim to be priescent.Trump is an honest man, democrats live and die by their lies.I’ve never seen one single fake…