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WHO’S THE BIG PLAYER
Who’s The Big Player His brow deeply furrowed, his thinking cap on.He looks like the Thinker, with half his brain gone.His thoughts were perverted, his methods insane.Pursuing his special purpose he believes preordained.No one sane could follow him, no one even dared.From afar they kept tabs on him and often despaired.Despaired of his actions, longing…
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A Cure For All
Hungry, hungry, Haitians, sitting down for dinner.They found a goose and cooked it, with leftover weinersThey’re guests in our fair country, we’ve set a sumptuous table.A good life has been made available, they also get free cable.Our poor little putty-tats are quickly learning not to roam.When the front door is left open they learned it’s…
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The Nether Regions
Lost in the nether regions. I wander wretchedly.Alone anidst the legions,of lost souls just like me.Groping in the gloom, to find my way back home.In failure lays my doom,forever here to roam.The air is foul and fetid,putrescence straight from Hell.The exit is well hidden,good becomes unwell.Did I die to get here,I only wish I knew.It…
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Pumped to be Chumped
The outrageous lies, the incompetent fools,these pillars of society, victims of our schools.These morons in pantsuits, bags of potatoes,dreaming and wishing for nice hot tornados.The slavering idiots, hands out, on the dole,the only thing they deserve is big lumps of coal.The blithering dipwits, the flunkies and toadies,the purple haired cheese puffs, Kamala’s cronies.Babbling buffoons, blustering…
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Philosophy’s
I have a core philosophy, “Life begins at Conception”The left only pushes unfounded misconceptions.What kind of Godfearing mother, wants to murder her baby.What kind of doctor would accommodate such a lady.A baby is only a lump of tissue, what crap to believe.What do they think happens every time they concieve.Maybe more education is needed, some…
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Possibilities
Born with such great possibilities, into a family that cared.Nurtured in love and devotion, that the whole family shared.I was told I had such promise, told my future was bright.I grew strong and straight, surrounded by the gospel’s light.I thrived in the gospel, I took Christ’s teachings to heart.My dream was to be a missionary,…
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In Stride
While I wallowed in poverty, they revelled in sin,I did all the right things, them, whatever it took to win.They loved robbing the poor, hands in our pockets.Especially robbing me, poor old Mister Crockett. Nests needed feathering, hogs needed fattening.Their giant sized egos, needed evermore flattering.When I pay my taxes, they steal every damn cent.I’m…
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Yes My Dearest
Mother may I kill my baby,? Yes my dearest daughter.Make a visit to planned-parenthhod, and find an evil doctor.It’s your right to put them down, they have no rights at all.You can slam it up against a tree and shatter it’s little skull.Partial birth abortion, is no one elses choice to make.Remember to tell your…
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Return of the Crock
The batwing doors swung wide on the Hitchin’ Post Saloon.The patrons stared in shock, the Crock had finally returned.Where the hell have you been, they all asked at once.My whistle needs wetting he said so I’m here for the nonce.Gather around the bar he invited, we’ll drink up this gold bar.I remember the last time…
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Kamala Shameonya
She has a right to her delusion, a right to spread her deceit.If she wants her own grand illusion we should all take a seat.Let us be properly entertained by her diatribes of new lies.By her new game of thrones and the cast our Treasury buys.She has a right to make an effort, to make…
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Bad Choices
Tricked by the mirages, I dropped to my knees.I thought I was seeing a lake and palm trees.My lips were blistered, I was burning up in the sun.If I still had some energy, I’d get up and run.As I crawled closer the lake and trees slunk away. Things Ma Nature treats us to when she…