I've done an about face, Joe Biden's my man.
He's saving America, as fast as he can.
He's saving democracy, protecting my vote.
He's gonna beat Trump, that ornery old goat.
He's regained his senses, looks like he's cured.
Signs of dementia, have now disappeared.
His thoughts seem focused, his shuffle is gone.
He seems to know what planet he's on.
His dog likes Joe again, that's a sure sign.
That Joe's mellowed out, he seems more benign.
The world really loves Joe, and his Great Reset Plan.
He did the right thing getting out of Afghanistan.
The Chinese like Joe, he listens to president Xi.
I believe Biden now, why the hell would he lie.
He's got a bad reputation, from  the evil Foxnews.
They don't like democracy, or letting folks choose.
Hunter's being railroaded, he's such a good lad.
With all of his problems, he sticks up for dad.
Joe's making a comeback, I'm gonna be there.
He's got my vote in 2024, that's how much I care.
If I'm sent 50 ballots, I'll vote 50 times.
If I'm voting for Joe, it's never a crime.
Abortions a good thing, I've found my voice.
If Joe's for murdering babies, then I'm pro-choice.
I don't mind high gas prices, I can always walk.
Though it's hard for me, walking round the block.
I can eat insects if Joe wants me to be broke.
If Joe says he's not kidding, I know it's no joke.
Joe's saving America, I don't care if it kills me.
That Joe's on the right path, I can finally see.
I'm now wide-awoke, the blinders are off.
I can finally be clueless and at the right scoff.
D.L. Crockett -- 12/4/22