Keep your dumb weather predictions to yourself.
Quit scaring children with your climate change filth.
I'm sure you fearmongerers know a lot less than me.
You have no idea what's happened or what's gonna be.
I'm sure Chicken Little has nothing on dumb democrats.
Or the loads of chicken-sh*t  packed under their hats.
A  change in the weather, means we're all doomed.
The planet God gave us, we've made our tomb.
A week without rain means we're all gonna burn,
It means global warming has made it's weekly return.
No rain in the desert, set's off the usual alarms.
The forest will start burning, time to abandon the farms.
The best thing to do is to undamn all the rivers.
A brave move indeed for the left's lily-livers.
To save a few fish we'll send us back to the dark ages.
We'll make a giant leap backwards, so say the Sages
No snow in the mountains, means the world's too hot.
If we don't cool it down, 12 years is all that we've got.
Before the ice caps have melted and the glaciers retreat.
!2 more years for democrats to monger climate deciet.
To scare whole generations into thinking their doomed.
Maybe the most heinous way our children are groomed.
Much ado about nothing, the new fake panic dujour.
Brought to us by lunatics whose motives aren't pure.
D.L. Crockett -- 12/12/22