The Energized Dummy


The ENERGIZED DUMMY is charged up again.
His a*s is wound up with more nonsense and spin.
Dummycell has a new and improved implant for Joe.
Implanted under his diaper where it doesn't show.
It hasn't been perfected so the bullsh*t comes out.
Then it's clear Joe hasn't a clue what he's talking about.
He stutters and stammers, he's wound up so tight.
His mind racing too much to get anything right.
If he starts running down he gets a big jolt.
It's like he's been struck by a lightning bolt.
Then he's angry and animated, like he's been juiced.
He's been helped along with a much needed boost.
Each time he's energized he drops a load in his shorts.
 That's what some folks standing near him report.
It works fine in the short term but Joe pays the cost.
Each time Joe's energized his salad gets tossed.
The process hasn't been vetted, Joe's it's first test.
I'm sure that Dummycell is busy feathering it's nest.
One day they'll give Joe a jolt and he'll short out on stage.
Then they will implant Kamala and just turn the page.
D.L. Crockett -- 2/8/23