The Email Rant


Is it a contest with celebrities.
seeing how many fans they can ignore.
If they have no intentions of replying.
What the he*l is their e-mail for.
Do the unanswered emails,
Swell their huge, vacant heads.
Do my emails get moved to trash,
where sure as he*l they won't be read.
I know they're probably busy,
but for gosh sakes so am I.
If I take the time to email questions,
the least they can do is reply.
I guess they're way too busy to answer,
and their flunkies just cast them aside.
I imagine I'd go into shock,
if even one of them ever replied.
The sad thing is,I'll keep watching them,
while they go right on ignoring me.
I guess unread emails massage their huge egos,
good or bad, it's messages they don't want to see.
D.L. Crockett -- 2/26/23
[this excludes Bill O'reilly. He responds once in a while]