When Joe says he's not joking, he's right, he's not.
He's actually saying he's lying a lot.
When Joe says he's for unity, he wants to divide.
If he supports CRT he's displaying white pride.
Joe's not a hypocrite, he's a stupid old man.
If you see Joe grinning, he's got some stupid plan.
If Joe wants to shake hands, walk away quick.
Bet your bottom dollar it's some kind of trick.
If Joe says he's running again, he must be high.
Joe looks like death warmed over, ready to die.
If joe looks confused, it's a sure bet he's not there.
Joe's not his own man, he's not self-aware.
If joe tries to be charming, run for the hills.
Joe isn't likable, it's not one of Joe's skills.
If Joe starts whispering it's best you don't hear.
It's a way Joe panders, he thinks it endears.
When Joe flashes anger, it shows he is weak.
A compromised idiot who can't civilly speak.
A promise from Joe is only a soon to be lie.
 He knows he won't keep it, why should he even try.
Joe thinks we're only here to be licking his boot.
When he puts his foot out there he's ready to shoot.
Joey is crippled and lame in more ways than one.
We'll be much better off when his freakshow is gone.
Give us a break Joe, take your nonsense and leave.
We've got no time for the nightmare up your sleeve.
D.L. Crockett -- 3/1/23