Let's require miniature gas tanks be put in new cars.
Let's make it completely impossible to drive very far.
Let's save the planet at the expense of the folks.
Let's kill any chickens laying eggs with two yolks.
We don't need to be wasteful, neither do chickens.
We need watchable movies with plots that don't thicken.
We need to make cement that doesn't need sand.
We need more politicians we can't understand.
Let's implant hitches in all of our get-alongs.
Let's quit wasting our time righting wrongs.
Let's chop off our feet, and quit trampling the grass.
Let's all stay home sitting on our lazy fat ass.
Let's quit eating anything, let's ban prepared meals.
We need to pass laws that enforce stupid new deals.
We need to erase our footprints like we weren't here.
Let's save the planet, we should all just disappear.
Let's elect only idiots that speak with forked tongue.
Let's let government robots compose songs to be sung.
Let's Force the whole population to be jolly and gay.
If we don't pro-create, humans will just fade away.
We need more leftist idiots and fewer people with clues.
We need more spreaders of lies and no one who speaks true.
We need a new world, we all need to get gone.
We need to accelerate the path to destruction we're on.
We need to hie our dumb asses straight into Hell.
The world will be fine without us, peachy and swell.
D.L. Crockett -- 3/25/23