I've been slandered by judges and crooked D.A.s
I've been slandered by grifters who disappear the next day.
I've been slandered by porn stars, you call them Ho's
I've been slandered by people that nobody knows.
I've been slandered by lawyers, the scum of the earth.
I've been slandered by creeps no mother birthed.
I've been slandered by amatuers, disparaged by pros.
I've been slandered by ugly fat men in panty hose.
I've been slandered by morons, slandered by creeps.
Sometimes I'm slandered by  my own peeps.
I've been slandered by Biden and his drug addled son.
I've been slandered by every jounalist under the sun.
I've been slandered by Hollyweird, American slime.
I've been slandered by liars implicating me in their crime.
I've been slandered by Pelosi and her buddy Schumer.
Slandered by wack jobs who are spreading false rumors.
I've been slandered by CNN a hundred times over.
If I were paid for their lies, I'd be rolling in clover.
I've been slandered by losers with nothing better to do.
If they don't hit the jackpot, they make up something new.
I've been slandered by jacka**es, by dipsh*its and rinos.
I'm sure in the near future I'll be slandered by winos.
I've been slandered by Schiff and that scum Jerry Nadler.
By the New World News and that gossip rag, Tattler.
I've been slandered by anyone with a damn axe to grind.
By any damn fool who thinks justice isn't blind.
I've been slandered by hypocrites who are guilty as hell.
Or slandered by friends with a new book about me to sell.
It's life in the fast lane, It's my life as I know it.
Everyone's got their own horn they're willing to blow it.
D.L. Crockett -- 4/8/23