I can't shake them loose, they're stuck in my head.
Every damn stinking lie, Joe Biden has spread.
Starting with " I swear to defend the constitution"
He hasn't honored his vow, can we demand prosecution.
Or he would faithfully execute the office of president.
He's shot that vow all to hell, is it a new precedent.
He says the border's secure, how would he know.
It's the last place on earth he's willing to go.
He said he wouldn't raise taxes, that was a joke.
After he's raised them, he claims he misspoke.
He claimed Hunter's laptop was Russion conspiracy.
He had CIA big shots back up his made up theory.
He wasn't involved in corruption, he's clean as fresh snow.
Could he be in the basement sharing Hunter's blow.
He has lies he uses for every speaking occasion.
He tells them over and over without hesitation.
He's flown seventeen thousand miles with president Xi.
He weeps real tears, not fake tears, he doesn't lie.
We'll all be happy with nothing, he takes it for granted.
He tells thousands of lies, not one's been recanted.
He opens his toothless piehole and lies dribble out.
I'm sure that half the time he doesn't know what about.
Joe's an inveterate liar, an obvious master of spin.
When he claims he's a good Catholic, he's at it again.
If his mouth was sewn shut, he'd write his lies down.
He's so full of sh*t, his lying eyes are now brown.
D.L. Crockett -- 5/5/23