Jump on our bandwagon, the idiots scream.
We'll save your dumba**es from the American dream.
We'll train you to be racists, teach you to hate.
We'll throw a monkey wrench into your fates.
We glorify laziness, we pander to fools.
We'll turn you into complacent communist tools.
Come one come all, perverts and pedos, have a seat.
We'll provide stupid chants you can repeat.
We'll take you for granted, pay you for nothing.
Teach you to think that you're really something.
We'll inflate your egos, supply all your meds.
We'll pound useless nonsense into your heads.
If agreeable, we'll make you wards of the state.
Either in prison or home, we'll fill your plates.
 Protect you from critics you don't need to hear.
We don't care if you're straight, tranny or queer.
We have something for everyone, so jump aboard.
We promise to ruin your future, fill it with discord.
We need brainwashed haters, this wagon's for you.
We have places for all in our endarkened crew.
Are you hungry and tired, needing hands full of cash.
 Help you steal conservatives, hardearned stash.
You can be your own man or woman if you listen to us.
This is a wagon, we won't throw you under the bus.
You'll be part of a family, part of our great machine.
You'll be taught to be spiteful, insulting and mean.
It's your chance of a lifetime, come make your mark.
We'll let you light fires, we'll hand you the spark.
Don't let us pass you by, jump, before it's too late.
Help yourself to a future something less than great.
If you're no longer useful, we'll kick you to the curb.
You'll be paid for your servive with a handful of herb.
D.L. Crockett -- 5/12/23