Men cannot get pregnant, the idea is really stupid.
Maybe it could be possible, if someone had raped Cupid.
Everyone is laughing, tears rolling down their cheeks.
How long is the gestation, a hundred thousand weeks?
Where does the baby grow, is it in a man’s gall bladder.
It takes gall to even say it, it doesn’t get much sadder.
Or is it in the big intestine, to be delicered with your poop.
If some journalist could film it, it would certainly be a scoop.
The idea is really assinine, and yes, the pun’s intended.
There’s a plethora of a-holes, to see your fantasy defended.
Everybody has an asshole, your’s though has a womb.
No one has seen the proof though , we all just ass-umed.
forgive my tendency to mock you or think you are insane.
If I try to stop my laughing, my attempts are all in vain.
Will you be taking ex-lax, to facilitate the birth.
The first baby from a man, delivered on this earth.
I wonder if it’s possible, you could name him luke.
In honor of his being the first human rectal-fluke.
D.L. Crockett — 7/13/22