I don't know what Junior's doing, the Big Guy screams.
We both have our own seemingly similar, illegal schemes.
Hunter's a big boy now, some would say, he's his own man.
So what if he's making money hand over fist as fast as he can.
I've got my own cookie jars, spread across several enemy states.
If Junior's feeding at the same trough, we use separate plates.
I've got my own big money contacts, I'm sure Junior's got his.
I taught him everything he knows, it's the best way to do biz.
He's got overseas bank accounts for his filthy criminal lucre.
Mines kept in my own accounts so I can get to it quicker.
Tying  us together in some traitorous influence peddling scam.
Is outright conspiracy hogwash, and no one gives a damn.
Devin Archer's full of crap, just like that fool, Bobblelinskie.
Niether one of us know him from Adam, I'm sure Junior agrees.
If you have evidence of us selling influence, take it to my DOJ.
Merrick Garland works for me, he'll make the evidence go away.
The FBI isn't investigating, they're my flunkies, they listen to me.
I told them that this is another ULTRA MAGA TRUMP CONSPIRACY.
My word is my word, there's no one so honest, I'm untouchable.
I will be reelected, I'm teflon, I'm protected, I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
The GOP can hold hearings, the MSM will cover my tracks.
They spin everything my way, they have no use for the facts.
If the GOP ties me to anything, who the hell's gonna believe.
My base is all total idiots, that don't care if they're being deceived.
Hold your hearings and investigations, they will all come to naught.
You forget this is Washington D.C., where everyone's bought.
Gimme a high five Junior, no one is taking this crime family down.
I'll soon be King Robinette, and you'll be next in line for the crown.
D.L. Crockett -- 8/6/23