Biden lands in Lahaina, "Was there a fire here" he asks.
Quickly he demands, everyone put on their masks.
I heard if theres fire theres ashes, I don't want to breathe.
The folks in the audience, were beginning to seethe.
"Let's go Brandon" some heartless bast**ds started to yell.
As Biden rambled on, standing in a landscape from Hell.
He talked of a kitchen fire, like he lived through a disaster.
He talked of Mad Max, and his fight with Master Blaster.
The Hawaiians were laughing, rolling around in the ashes.
Then Joe Biden asked, is anyone here having hot flashes.
We've brought some cold water, if anyone needs a drink.
Is there something dead here, do you smell that stink.
Jill was holding her head in her hands, looking askance.
She recognized the big smell, it came from Joe's pants.
It seemed like forever the Biden borefest carried on.
Did someone "yell fire" he asked, why is everyone gone.
Stupidly he looked for Jill, but she'd taken off at a run.
Where's the beach Joe asked himself, I'll get me some sun.
The visit was counted successful, no one took it seriously.
They were too busy rolling on the floor, laughing deliriously.
D.L. Crockett -- 8/22/23