I has been gud edjicated, I is no longer stoopid.
I atracts butiful gurls like that idjiut kupid.
Thay sed eye wusa moron, buoy wer thay wrong.
I can lern enything, Iff I stude reel long.
Im gong on 2 colage, so's eye ken lern moor.
Thay toad me dats wat mye branes is fore.
Thay sez thay has mush 2 ful up mye hed.
Iff eye duz egactly wat thay has sed.
I isnt eny moor stoopid wen eye wuz a kid.
dats wat a gud pubic ejicashun did.