Spunky Joe Biden, the most on his toes president, anyone's known.
It would be nice if Joe's MAGA detractors just left him alone.
Fit as a fiddle, sharp as a tack, might be better if he were a lesbian black.
He needs to be shown our respect, we need to cut Joe some slack.
Joe doesn't pander to black racists, he wants everyone hating whites.
Joe doesn't waste our stockpile of weapons, fighting hopeless fights.
Joe hasn't deprived us of fuel, he destroys our ability to buy it.
It's obvious Joe has no brain if he did he might sometimes apply it.

Lunch-Bucket Joe, the most caring president we're likely to see.
He's bankrupting the country so his base get's everything free.
Joe Loves free stuff too, free passes for crimes and slaps on the wrist.
There's not a way to buy votes that our fearless leader has missed.
He's no Joey come lately, when Brandon's needed he's there.
He's quick to blame climate change for any disaster, no matter where.
For fires, for floods, for earthquakes, typhoons and tornados.
Be they in America, Asia, South America, Africa or Barbados.

Joe Biden's a fighter, have you seen him kick a paper bags butt.
Or the way he can whip and manhandle a burnt out old slut.
Joe Doesn't take crap off of anyone, he's called Joe off the handle.
Against fighting machines like Joe, Cornpop's can't hold a candle.
Watch your step around Joe, he's not one to be taking your gaff.
If you value your life and limbs, you best not let him see you laugh.
If Joe's really out to get you the Department of Justice is at his call.
Even if you've done absolutely nothing you can be set up for a fall.
D.L. Crockett -- 10/8/23