My doctor checked out my throat and was shocked what he saw.
He asked, who's been cramming all this bullsh*t down your craw.
Well I said, I think it was Biden, Barack, of course the MSM news.
Probably all those clueless dingbats who share asinine views.
There's probably some kangaroo courts, and fools like Jack Smith.
Plus George Soros's paid for DA's across the whole lands width.
The closer I get To Washington DC, Everythings harder to swallow.
Everyone claims to speak truth, but their truth always rings hollow.
It causes me terrible headaches, it even makes my eyes bleed.
It's hard to find any commonsense and I'm sure that's what I need.
My friend said my doctor, I'd diagnose your situation as dire.
If you don't clear out the blockage there's a chance you'll expire.
What I'm going to prescribe my good man is a daily dose of Glenn Beck.
Check out O'reilly's No Spin News, maybe you'll avoid hitting the deck.
You need to quit listening to democrats and take big doses of salt.
Don't let them get in your head and this condition should halt.
If you don't stop it's progress there's an operation I don't advise.
It involves removing your ears and likely both of your eyes.
D.L. Crockett -- 12/22/23