The tofu turkey was to die for, the grasshopper pie was divine.
The cranberry sauce was replaced with a tasty green slime.
Eggnog was only a vessel, for drinks made with coconut milk.
The only thing on the telly was trash from the Hollywood ilk.
Christmas is now being mocked, many Americans no longer care.
They've changed a day of joy, into a day oftimes filled with despair.

Christmas has become woke, the birth of Jesus not mentioned.
It is an assault on our values, one that is not well intentioned.
Christmas has become secular, Frosty the Snowman is now gay.
Nativity is a thing of the past, the meaning of Christmas gone away
The children were happily playing with their new transgender toys.
Reading books about gender dysphoria, changing girls to boys.

The price of the repast has doubled, gifts cost an arm and a leg.
Those starving on the streets of our cities, sit in the cold and beg.
The democrats see an opportunity to turn the screws even more.
The rest of the world is coming, through the borders wide open door.
The land of milk and honey has devolved into maybe yes maybe not.
 We're told to be happy with nothing as they take whatever we've got.

Good thing theres a nearby McDonalds,  Big Macs are so yummy.
A few of them can alleviate, the big coiled up knot in my tummy.
Then it's home to watch crappy movies, the new hollywood trash.
Or maybe for the thousandth time, watch old reruns of M.A.S.H.
Christmas has quickly devolved into a pandering tool of the left.
Its no longer about Jesus, under the rug his story is swept.
D.L. Crockett -- 12/28/23