I've created a million jobs last month, no joke.
If I've lied about everything, I've only mispoke.
The right twists the BS that spews from my mouth.
My brain's here in my head, it hasn't gone south.
The Cookie Monster told me about shrinkflation.
How big corporations are destroying our nation.
They put fewer chips into huge, bigger bags.
Or do they pack more chips and the economy lags.
I know they do something that doesn't seem right.
I'm going to blame them, for causing some plight.
Here's a lady who crossed the state line from Texas.
She was forced to drive all the way in her new Lexus.
The democrats clapped, and cheered for dead babies.
Biden grinned and drooled like a monster with rabies.
His anger permeated everything the fool said.
 Seems to me maybe he wants MAGA republicans dead.
A whole bunch of yelling, a display of demented rage.
That's what happens when Biden is freed from his cage.
He showed up wearing his illegal space alien face.
Looking more like a reptilian than part of our human race.
I watched two godawful minutes before I turned away.
His message was only for demonrats, far from okay.
He's mad about everything unless it's taking our money.
An old pervert making angry faces has never been funney.
The fake news has gone mad, heaping praise on a fool.
Joe knocked it out of the park, like it was his stool.
I'm glad the shows over, I'm glad the fools are impressed.
Let's make sure its the last time by Joe we're addressed.
D.L. Crockett -- 3/8/24