He waltzed with Matilda, he danced with the devil.
he told every story under the sun, none of them on the level.
He's been a lifesaver, a lumberjack, a young black child.
His ambition seems to be seeing all truth & morals defiled.
He's flown with President Xi, circmnavigated the globe.
He's been kidnapped by aliens and was willingly probed.
He dances like a puppet to a commie tune by Barack.
He's been to the Far side of everywhere, too bad he comes back.
He's a boxer, a fighter, he grew up tougher than rusty nails.
He's a snakeoil salesman, he's saved lots of Democrat whales.
He's Polish, he's Jewish, he's a self taught truck driving fool.
He was first in his class in several dozen different schools.
He's never been taken for granted, his words good as gold.
His life's been a wreck waiting to happen just like Mr. Toad.
He's been there and done that, he whipped butt on Cornpop.
If he promises to see something done, he won't ever stop.
He stole an election by well over ten million illegal votes.
When he spots little children he can still sow his old oats.
He's our hope, our promised future, the despair of our lives.
it's time he returns to the swamp, where scum like him thrives.
Let me give you Joe Biden, America's scumbag of the year.
Let's pray he hears the swamp calling and quietly disappears.
D.L. Crockett -- 5/20/24