Trump is still standing, the boobs are all gone.
CNN has reshuffled, the fake news goes on.
Chris Cuomo got fired for helping his bro.
He stood up for Andrew, using his show.

He violated standards that CNN never had.
They acted shocked and faked being mad.
Ignominiously booted, Chris's feelers were hurt.
No one can treat him as if he were dirt.

He hired a lawyer, He's took them to court.
He's suing their as*es cause he's a good sport.
125 million, he's asking, for being wrongly fired.
CNN must be wishing, he'd never been hired.

Then out of nowhere, Jeff Zucker resigned.
For a relationship he hoped, they'd never find.
He blames Chris Cuomo, saying he snitched.
What goes around comes around, ain't life a bitch.

Then Brian Stelter, was pushed out the door.
His shows only viewer wasn't watching no more.
It seems "Reliable Sources" cost too much money.
And "Mr. Toad" Stelter, looked too damn funny.

The fools at Harvard, gave Stelter a job.
He's teaching young minds the tricks of a slob.
CNN's ballyhooed shows, are pretty much gone.
Leaving the gayest racist to keep carrying on.

And carrying on is what he did, up to the end.
Too bad he can't  see what the future portends
Ain't it funny how the winds of change blow.
El Lemon was demoted to a morning news show.

Look who's left standing, when the dust clears.
It's the victim of all of their mongered fears.
Trump is the victor, beating CNN's ruthless attack.
He can now move forward with them off his back.
D.L. Crockett -- 10/1/22