I didn't watch the SOTU, I got some good sleep.
I don't need nightmares from watching that creep.
I'm sure his message was peppered with lies.
I'm sure his diaper, drew in hungry demonrat flies.
I'm sure demonrat toadies, obediently clapped.
I'm sure standing there, Joe probably crapped.
I'm sure Nancy Pelosi drank herself numb.
I'm sure Moot Romney clapped for this scum.
I'm sure Kamala couldn't possibly care.
I'm sure she wished, she was standing up there.
I'm sure Jill Biden was proud of her Joe.
I'm sure Hunter was home, snorting some go.
I'm sure the MSM will give glowing reports.
I'm sure the truth, they will gladly distort.
I'm sure Joe will receive, tons of pats on the back.
I'm sure in the basement, he'll ask for more crack.
I'm sure he'll be rewarded with lots of ice cream.
I'm sure asleep in his crib he'll have pleasant dreams.
I didn't watch, so I guess, I can't really be sure.
But I'm sure those attending had a lot to endure.
D.L. Crockett -- 3/2/22