Sprayer of spittle, Taker of naps.
Inspiration for many deep belly laughs.
Wanna be somebody, Spreader of lies.
Avoider of questions. Mister Stupid Replies.
Mumbles the Bumbler. Feckless Toady.
Escapee from the booby-hatch. Mister Moldie.
Worshipped by idiots. Applauded by fools.
Usurper of power. Disregarder of rules.
Leader of morons. Hero of buffoons.
Attracter of flies. Content of Spittoons.
Garbler of messages. Mincer of Words.
Spouter of nonsense. Spitter of Turds.
Slow Joe the Molester. Mr. Cornpop.
Our Living Zombie. Eater of Slop.
Tool of the Devil. Reveler in sin.
Wearer of shiny suits. Flasher of rictis like grin.
King of destruction. Fearmonger Supreme.
Speaker of Inanities. Master of Mean.
Uniter of nothing. Divider of Men.
Virtue signaler. Mandater of whims.
Instigator of racism. Lover of Self.
Self Styled Loser. Picture of Bad Health.
Proudest of Brandons. Man of the hour.
 Last man on Earth who should have such power.
Defiler of innocence. Satan's best friend.
Bringer of bad news. Passer of wind.
Old as dirt Hippie, Hunter's Papa.
Fool behind everything crammed down our craw.
Hypocrite Monster, Fountain of Kool-aid.
Breaker of all promises he's ever made.
Occupational Hazard, Wizard of Woke.
I give you Joe Biden. America's Biggest Joke.
D.L. Crockett ---- 1/14/22