Beach Blanket Biden


Joe's on vacation, Joe's gone to the beach.
Joe's sucking down tax dollars, like a damn leech.
380 days of vacation out of two and a half years.
I'm not saying its a good thing when he reappears.
When he's back in our faces, bumbling about.
Losing his childish temper, starting to shout.
White folks is bad folks, the old white man extolls.
 Shamelessly spewing nonsense from his piehole.
He's a whirlwind of energy for an hour a day.
When his drug highball wears off he just fades away.
He went to Lahaina, to piss those poor people off.
 Supposed to spew BS from the democrat trough.
He turned the meeting into a personal loss competition.
Comparing the disaster to the loss of his kitchen.
There's nothing heartfelt about Joe, he doesn't care.
He wants to wash the whole thing out of his hair.
He's in Hawaii, it's a free trip to a beautiful beach.
He a compassionate idiot, a Delaware rotten peach.
The Lahainan's got the message, it was all about Joe.
Who drags his old weary a*s, wherever votes grow.
Well he scewed the pooch this time, what an uncaring fool.
He may not realize it but his visit came off as cruel.
He says he's working out, no more sand kicked in his face.
To keep those mean old beach bullies out of his space.
With his coppertone tan, that's turning him black.
It looks like he's pandering, like a good demohack.
He really deserves his vacations, he works so darn hard.
Sprawling on the beach greased up with coppertone lard.
Let's do Joe a favor and put him on permanent vacation.
Voting him out would be a first step in saving our nation.
D.L. Crockett -- 8/25/23







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