Category: BIDEN POEMS

  • Jack Smith:Believe It or Not

    He floated another stupid idea, it sank like a rock. All ofJack Smith’s idictments, are sh*t from his crock. He’s hired to get Trump, by any means possible. It doesn’t matter a whit if the charges aren’t plausible. He’s a tool of the state, hired to protect Joe Biden. Saving him from the lightning bolt…

  • Fifty Years

    Fifty years in government, three cheers for the twit. It’s a new record, fifty years of not giving a sh*t.. Fifty years full of lies, fifty years of pandering. Fifty years of tax cheating and likely philandering. A half century doing nothing, except wasting our money. Growing older and stupider, into a glorified dummie. Fifty…

  • Persevering

    He grinned and he bared it, the fool shot the moon. They call it old white man charades I call it loony-tunes. Old geezers and pedophiles and drug addict scum. An old deenergized dummie always beating his gums. Buffoons come and go, some come bringing coke. Is it for Joe or for Hunter, is the…

  • The Message

    His face was unreadable, always with the same stupid look. You could tell when he was angry, because he visibly shook. When he was caught in a quandary, he looked just as dumb. He would fidget and squirm like he sat on his thumbs. Sometimes his mouth drops open and he gasps like a fish.…

  • Wait For It

    He thought for a minute, he was taken aback. This was the mainstream media, a sneak attack. His mouth fell open, his eyes squinted wide. He wanted to shuffle off to the basement to hide. He grew visibly flustered, the words wouldn’t come. He stood for a minute, looking stupid and dumb. His mouth loaded…

  • One Sorry Schlup

    Joe Biden is upset, he’s angry, he’s been losing his cool. He can’t answer questions so he yells like some fool. The honeymoon’s over, the whole shebang’s coming out. Joey and Hunter are crooks, there’s no longer any doubt. They shook down the Chinese, they also extorted Ukraine. Filling many bank accounts, with millions in…

  • MSNBC Fools

    Morning Joe is such a twit, full of opinions, full of sh*t. He opens his mouth, out it spills, claptrap mixed up with swill. He thinks he’s wise, I think not, his inflated ego is all he’s got. His talking points, come from liars, like him, truth deniers. He’s a conservative, what a joke, he’s…

  • We Get It Joe

    Facial features distorted, smoke pouring from ears. Joe Biden is on one, too bad there’s no one who hears. No one is listening to his tirade, who the hell cares. We’re sick of his posturing, and his vacant stares. He doesn’t know why he’s angry, his message is rote. It’s nonsensical gobbledygook, how he floats…

  • Guess Who Again

    Insipidly smiling, brain put on snooze, so darn appealing, he’s hard to refuse. Empty eyes peering, holes in his head, no sign of life, surely braindead. He isn’t all that, he’s nothing at all, a suit full of air, that fell off the wall. Hemming and hawing, no commonsense, destroys America, no recompence Haughty, obnoxious,…

  • The Fight of the Century

    The Chinese are laughing, they heard Joe’s had enough. Joe’s putting his foot down, he’ll show them who’s tough. There will be no more provocations, Best not provoke Joe. He’s a resilient old codger, He’ll stomp on your toes. He’ll whip Jinping like Cornpop, out back of the barn. Like a redheaded stepchild, Xi had…