Category: GENERAL

  • Another Fine Mess

    vvvvvvvTheres a reptile in the white house, whose cover’s been blown. A first cousin of Sneaky Snake, from some galaxy unknown. He’s a coldblooded interloper who speaks with a sibilant hiss. Its too bad he doesn’t eat demonrats, they wouldn’t be missed. He loves sunbathing, it’s why he likes hanging out at the beach. He’s…

  • What to Expect

    It’s time to quit playing the race card, you’ve wore the deck out When democrats fear losing elections, it’s all they’re about. The Donald’s a racist a nazi, plus a white supremacist goon. He’s going to be a racist dictator, has become part of their tune. We’ll hear Biden bring up Charlottesville thousands of times.…

  • The NFL Sucks

    The Superbowl wasn’t super, but that’s just what I heard. I haven’t watched one in years, on that I give you my word. The players make too much money, everyone is now woke. I’m sick of watching the Chargers and their 4th quarter chokes. The games are always decided, before they’ve even begun. The players…

  • Chicken Mumbo-Jumbo

    Joe’s looking around for a fan, because he’s buried in sh*t. He knows his “Good Old Joe” legacy, has took a huge hit. Something smells in the White House, Joe’s in a sh*t storm. It seems Barack Obama’s Puppet, can no longer perform. The vultures are circling, the new accusations are flying. Joe looks like…

  • Requiem For A Drag Queen

    He sashayed to the corner, he sashayed into the drag bar. He checked out the want ads, he wanted a purple clown car. He wanted one with big hooters, with lots of junk in the trunk. Splattered with dripping white gunk that looked like old spunk. His name was Sweet Susie Sweetcheeks, from Gobblers Knob.…

  • The Way It Is

    I try being magnamimous, I don’t believe in false praise. I attempt to suffer in silence, when sickened by lefty malaise. I like keeping a civil tongue in my head, I don’t like being a liar. I don’t believe in holding any but guilty feet to the fire. I believe in sharing my wisdom, and…

  • Butthurt Biden

    He took his butthurt with him, he wandered off to cry. He had trouble understanding why no one bought his lies. His job approval dropped like a stone, it hurt him to the core. Some people described him as a used up whacked out bore. Thinking he was beloved, he couldn’t believe any polls. He…

  • This and That

    Too many things need explanations, too many misleading answers. Too much fantastical crap, far too many nasty societal cancers. Too much trash targeting kids, too many unprotected young minds. Way too much of this DEI bullsh*t of it taking all kinds. What the hell are we doing, why are we repudiating God’s law. Why do…

  • The Story of Joe

    Some witch waved her wand and Joe Biden appeared. Most wise folks were sickened, while idiots cheered. He opened his piehole, his forked tongue flickered out. The pressroom instantly filled with bullsh*t and doubt. His reptilian eyes nictated like a lizards eyes would. Obviously something was missing, the absence of good. His thin lips slowly…

  • The Cold Shoulder

    He grinned, he fell over, he stood up, he swooned. Someone bent over, he thought he was mooned. His jaw hung slack, he dribbled, he drooled. He dug in his diaper, he played with his stool. He wasn’t aware that he wasn’t aware, like a big idiot, he stood there and stared. He heard something…