The Flat Earth Society has gone way over the edge.
is it true the earth's really flat, like these fools allege. 
I've heard some dumb shit, but Dave takes the cake.
What a bunch of stupid conclusions he wants us to make.
I wasn't born yesterday and I'm not high on meth.
 He thinks he's a meth god and he's out of his depth.
He's been tweaking so long, he's come up with a theory.
He's tweaked it all out, but we all should be leery.
His mouth is going a million miles a minute.
He's created a mountain of shit and he's fallen in it.
He should have been asked how long he's been spun.
If he fell off the earth and fell straight into the sun.
If there's 80 more continents why haven't we been invaded.
Stupid ideas like a flat earth should not be debated.
Why not a giant moviescreen and the sun's a projector.
We're all part of a movie, and God is the director.
The universe is the theater, the stars are all movie-goers.
Earthlings will just disappear when the movie is over.
Or God will get tired of his movie, the chain will be pulled.
The whole of his creation will flush down a black hole.
No awards for the bad actors, the movie was a disaster.
It definitely had a long run, but God was a bad caster.
It started out a great story, the cast went way off the script.
Now the whole things disappeared into a bad movie crypt.
D.L. Crockett -- 7/1/23