On the eve of Cali's destruction, 
Gad-About Gavin is gadding about.
Fiddling at the gates of doom, 
like a thouroughly worthless lout
Californians need to awaken,
 and kick this fool to the gutter.
The way he's draining their pocketbooks,
 should make all californians shudder.
He's on a national ego-trip, 
chasing a job he doesn't deserve.
Denigrating red state governors, 
full of chutzpah and misguided verve.
Another fool running for president, 
with ego combined with no brains.
The state is washing away to the sea,
Newsom prays for torrential rains.
Infrastructure has been sorely neglected,
while newsom panders for votes.
He should be building new dams,
instead of chasing Desantis's goat.
He's the worst Governor in Cali's History,
and yet the fool gets reelected.
Anyone with half of a brain,
has sold everything and defected.
The cream of California society,
Has fled to red states like Utah.
There's nothing worse than Gavin,
being stuck down everyone's craw.
Being one who hi-tailed it out of Cali,
 I escaped from a future in Hell
I was wise enough to resettle in Utah,
the last 50 years have been swell.
The only job Newsom is good for,
is cleaning the crap off the streets,
He needs to give up his deluded pipedream,
and stay home and start facing the heat.
Demonrats have destroyed the state,
Sacramento is chock full of fools.
The cities are run by communist morons,
illegal aliens and pandering ghouls.
A one time paradise is falling apart.
Gad-About Gavin is gadding around.
He's applying for the job of president,
after running California into the ground.
D.L. Crockett -- 5/8/23