We must unburden ourselves of what's never been,
we must drive the commies from our lives once again.
We must dump their agendas, laugh in their faces,
unburden ourselves of them crowding our spaces.
We must unburden ourselves of comical clowns,
we must be merciful and shut the fools down.
How can we be unburdened of what we don't need,
yet always be burdened by some demonrat's greed.
There really is great significance to passing the time,
when listening to Kamala and her word salad rhymes.
Waiting can be significant if you're being unburdened,
if you feel insignificant, or you're often uncertain.
What about yellow school buses, let's go for a ride,
I love yellow school buses, raise your hand if I lied.
They won't let me be interviewed, afraid I'll blather on.
Until I've been unburdened and the drugs are gone.
I make pertinent points, my word salads can be fun.
The harder I cackle the more intensely I'm spun.
I will soon be president, you'll be burdened with me.
You'll soon realize the unbearable burden I can be.
Don't ever forget to remember the passage of time.
I'll burden America with a slew of significant crimes
D.L. Crockett -- 8/3/24