Are there intelligent democrats, I don't mean sly like a fox.
I mean real life intelligence, not heads chock-full of rocks.
Do they have a thing with bulls**t, like human dung beetles.
What's with their urge to murder and kill anything fetal.
Are there any democrats that actually think before acting.
Who aren't into cover-ups, hiding evidence or redacting.
Were they born with a fear of the truth, a respect for liars.
Do they do everything backwards like join quieted choirs.
 Have college professors, endarkened their underworked minds.
They're an argument against diversity, we don't need all kinds.
No one wants to argue with idiots, it's why fools love to chant.
No one with a functional brain wants to hear uninformed rants.
When I see purple or pink hair, my opinion quickly forms.
These rejects must be butt-buddies from college dorms.
The new thing for idiots is vainbow flags on shaved heads.
I'm sure these fools will flock to Mark Zuckerberg's "Threads"
When did Bizarro world start sending their kids to our schools.
Do their kids have a thing with not listening or following rules.
Who needs higher education we can trade kids straight across.
Our kids have become Bizarrians spreading disorder and chaos.
Their kids can come here. I know the idea sounds pretty dumb.
But why not if niether worlds kids like where they're from.
Our kids love Bizarro world, I'm sure they'd be a great fit.
I'm sure on such a backwards planet they'd be a big hit.
D.L. Crockett -- 7/20/23