Senator Schumer is thinking, he's scratching his head.
Did he have a stray thought and then lost the thread.
He's sporting a grandfatherly look behind his specs.
He's a fixture in the senate, that no one respects.
Chuck and Romney are buddies, they keep many secrets.
Who knows what's hidden, in the closets of twits.
They consider McConnell to be one of their clan.
The clan of likeminded idiots thinking Biden's the man.
They're proof positive rinos and demonrats get along.
 They'll pass any ridiculous bill while passing the bong.
Their sabotage is egregious, the whole nation suffers.
It's time they retire, we don't need such ancient duffers.
Their pastures are waiting, they can romp in the grass.
On their way out, they can let the door hit their a*s.
They're not the only ones, the senate's full of these fools.
These lifelong political hacks aka compromised ghouls.
 All sucking greedily at the taxpayers unguarded teat.
The lifes of corrupt politicians can be awfully sweet.
Some voters are paid off, some voters are just dumb.
Who have this stupid habit of reelecting useless scum.
It's time for a change, all politicians are likely to say.
But after being reelected, things go on the same way.
It's all about their dreams, as they disregard all of ours.
We're supposed to have nothing, as they drive luxury cars.
They still work for the people the last time I checked.
It's time these fools move on and we reshuffle the deck.
D.L. Crockett -- 7/15/23