They call me Brandon, you know "The Thing"
I also like "Mr. Lame Duck" or wannabe King.
They say I'm an idiot, I find that enchanting.
I think I'm resourceful, when needlessly ranting.
I'm the best President, we've ever had.
I don't like Donald Trump, Orange Man be Bad.
He pushes my buttons by being alive.
I don't joke when serious but sometimes I jive.
I'm here to tell you, whatever they say.
I'll promise you everything, then walk away.
I can't answer questions, I won't even try.
I find it much easier, to, lie lie lie.
Some call me Biden, I like Brandon better.
I'm not all wet, I could get a lot wetter.
I hide from the public, I can't be seen.
My puppy don't like me, he thinks I'm mean.
I'm large and in charge for seven more years.
Until I waste away and just disappear.
You are the peasants, I am your king.
Call me King Brandon, you know, "THE THING"
D.L. Crockett -- 1/8/2022