What will Brandon do on this new years day"
Will his hair turn whiter or his skin more gray.
Will he look more lost, when he shuffles away.

Will he say something stupid, while looking so dumb.
Will he get up off his butt and free up his thumbs.
Will his grin look more evil while pounding his gums.

Will he take a big crap, that Jill has to flush.
Will he be offended when Jill tells him to shush.
To fake looking  healthy, will he wear tons of blush.

Will he hide in his basement and pester his dog.
Will he start feeling froggy, after drinking his grog.
Will he dream of his home in the Delaware bog.

Will he feel prompted to read Barrack's lies.
Will he have a good time on his ritilen highs.
Will his unwashed body attract lots of flies.

Will he lay down several times and take several naps.
Will he sit in his diapers and take several craps.
Will he hear the people or turn deaf ears to their cries.

Will he daydream about his next fake award.
Will he dream of the red dawn, he's pushing us toward.
Will he go digging for boogers , when he gets bored.

It's all cut and dried, it will be nothing new.
We all know what it is that Brandon will do.
He will screw us all over, before 2022 is through.
D.L. Crockett --- 01/01/2022