We smelled his a*s coming, when still far way.
We knew when he arrived he'd have nothing to say.
If we asked any questions, he wouldn't reply.
We knew though if he did, it would only be lies.
Still we showed up, everyone hoped for a gaffe.
Some mincing of words that would make us all laugh.
Those clips were big hits, if it made Joe look funny.
But a trip or a pratt fall, were always big money.
They spread like wildfire, every podcast and blog.
 On camera forever, not hearsay about his dumb dog.
Joe's turned into a goldmine, for his own paparazzi.
The only thing funnier would be Joe chasing his schatzi.
That's who Joe Biden is, America's laughingstock.
The whole world is laughing, Joe is so easy to mock.
The MSM sees it different, it's just Joe playing around.
 If he trips over nothing and faceplants on the ground.
Then several hours later, Joe tell us he's just fine.
He does a quick little twostep and heads down the line.
D.L. Crockett -- 6/5/23