Too busy wagging the damn dog, he himself went astray.
He loved the pats on the head, hearing, "such a good boy"
He loved smoke and mirrors, he loved to play hide and seek.
He loved getting high when they allowed him to tweak.
He loved getting pudding when he'd done a good job.
He loved when Jill told him how he made her heart throb.

He hated The Donald, Trump was the worst kind of guy.
He prayed for the day the orange man would die.
He hated Foxnews with a passion, he wasn't sure why.
If someone asked him to explain, he didn't have a reply.
He still hated Obama for still pulling his strings.
It was Barracks fault when he said stupid things.

He loved his son Hunter, like father like son, he often said.
Hearing Hunter accused of corruption, the thought stuck in his head.
He loved Merrick Garland, he loved all kowtowing flunkies.
His cabinet were his favorite people, he'd love them as bunkies.
He loved how the main stream media, protected his back.
How they applauded the virtue, his whole life he'd lacked.

He hated the GOP house, in fact they scared him a lot.
 Wanting to know how he acquired the filthy lucre he's got.
He really hated Elon Musk since the day he bought twitter.
The truth Elon was exposing really gave him the jitters.
He hates Vladimir Putin, good golly, who woulda thought.
Vladimir knows all the details of how he's been bought.

He loves everything about the Chinese, he calls Xi every day.
He loves having chinese gold bullion coming his way.
He loves how the democrats lie for him, when he feathers his nest.
He loves the whole world, He especially loves being a pest.
But most of all he loves to act tough when wagging the dog.
He loves to dream everynight of chasing frogs in the bog.

He hates his damn teleprompter, how it makes him a fool.
He hates how he's not allowed to groom kids in our schools.
He hates being described as a stupid, perverted old man.
He hates being accused of selling out our allies in Afghanistan.
Most of all he hates the times he looks into the mirror.
And he can still recognize that he's the fool who appears.
D.L. Crockett -- 3/4/23