There was a little girl, her name was Linda Lou.
Mommy took her out of grade school to teach her something true.
Mommy took away her schoolbooks and made her wear a dress.
She had to be deprogrammed, her mind was such a mess.
Linda Lou's head was full of nonsense no child should be taught.
She was told she could be a boy, which obviously she's not.
The three R's had been neglected, in favor of commie ideology.
The facts of life had been subverted by a fantastical biology.
She was taught that bad was good, taught there is no God.
She was being forcefed all the values a satanist would laud.
Her teachers were egregious, the school boards full of sh*t.
Mommy saw her daughter evolving into a dehumanized total twit.
And the pronouns, the endless pronouns, on and on it went.
Every minute in that grade school had been wasted and misspent.
Mommy went to schoolboard meetings, they wouldn't let her speak.
The schooboard was a clustermuck of the effeminate and weak.
The straw was finally broken when Linda told her God was dead.
Mommy knew the time had come to wash the BS from her head.
Mommy yanked her out of school so fast, she had no time to lose.
Linda Lou was more important, she would teach her righteous views.
Linda Lou was a lucky girl, her mind and her future were saved.
Just one good outcome, millions of young minds are still enslaved.
D.L. Crockett --11/20/23