Joe smiles and gibbers, Kamala cackles all day.
Both think they're funny, I wish they'd just go away.
 Both think they're so clever, thinking they're all that.
Joe Biden falls on his face, Kamala's jokes fall flat.
Biden now jokes about tripping, falling down.
No one wants to see him bust his damn crown.
I might think it was karma, for acting the fool.
With his stupid-a*s two-step, thinking he's cool.
 He's wearing a parachute, it activates when he trips.
He can't disembark AF-one without losing his grip.

Kamala is childish with a sense of humor to match.
To Hillary's comedy she does not hold a patch.
To Kamala everythings funny, she's got such wit.
She's laughing at nothing like a cackling twit.
A yellow school bus is funny, deserving our mirth.
I look on thinking, she's the dumbest woman on earth.
We're not little children, we're not kids in school.
We shouldn't be talked down to by this clueless fool.
Yet she's in the Dugout, waiting to come in for Joe.
A cackling ninny that can't shut her piehole.

Joe whispers for emphasis, gets angry and rants.
When he's ascared Joe's apt to drop a duece in his pants.
I feel for the poor sucker, who has to clean up his mess.
He's probably seen lots of bullsh*t he shouldn't confess.
Joe's decomposing on camera, in front of our eyes.
No one will be laughing when like a bad joke he dies.
He's out to lunch Joe, and he's not coming back.
No one ever returns from dementias sneak attack.
He will keep on declining, on a world wide stage.
I think Joe should retire and let us turn the page.
D.L. Crockett -- 10/22/23