Are you tired of living, do you need help dropping out.
Come see us in Canada, death is what we're about.
Why go through all the suffering, We've got your pill.
Go out without whimpering, we'll foot the bill.
Let us worry about God, we'll accept all the blame.
It's assissted death, some say murder, what's in a name.
So pack up your kids, and start up your car.
It's a hop, skip and a jump, relief's not very far.
We offer 2 for 1 discounts, 2 adults for the price of one.
We'll toss in your family, we'll get you all gone.
Don't worry about paying, put us into your will.
Nothing to worry about, you'll be just swell.
Don't worry about burial costs, we use only mass graves.
No monuments or headstones saying "God Saves"
When the mass graves are filling, we'll use lots of lime.
Until the bodies dissolve and turn into slime.
We'll doze the pit over and excavate the next hole.
Creating a giant field of death is one of our goals.
We want forced depopulation, this is the first step.
If your names Amber Heard, bring us Johnny Depp.
My name is legion,  Justin Turdoh, the son of Fidel.
I'm looking forward to an eternity, burning in Hell.
D.L. Crockett -- 12/14/22