political poetry conservative satire

Who’s The Big Player His brow deeply furrowed, his thinking cap on.He looks like the Thinker, with half his brain gone.His thoughts were perverted, his methods insane.Pursuing his special purpose he believes preordained.No one sane could follow him, no one even dared.From afar they kept tabs on him and often despaired.Despaired of his actions, longing…

LET”S DO IT OUR WAY Let’s pay for Ukraine’s security and disregard ours.Let’s find more countries to fight, in insane proxy wars.Let’s mandate that everyone, needs six covid shots.Let’s all watch Joe Biden as his brain slowly rots.Let’s see everything happening then deny what we saw.Let’s enforce illegal mandates, while breaking the law.Let’s take all…

Who’s hoarding baby formula, wanting BABIES TO DIE.Who murders their babies and lies about why.You know it’s the left, because their conscience is gone.They have a morbid desire, TO SEE BABIES GONE.They need to have choices, to do what they do.They must control every narrative, they must control you.You must listen intently and do things…

OUT TO LUNCH JOE About “Putin’s Price Hike”, what can I say.More disinformation that Brandon spreads every day.He mumbles and stumbles and opens his mouth.The truth like his mind, disappears to the south.His lies are atrocious, yet fools still believe.The idiots seem to line up, for Joe to deceive.I cannot blame Putin for the high…

FACT CHECKERS ANONYMOUS Fact Checkers Anonymous, the source of democrat lies.Asking the wrong questions, getting manufactured replies.Biden, believes in facts over truth, he said it himself.He’s not mentally challenged, he’s the picture of health.This is one of his facts I’m not inclined to believeThe truth is quite obvious, my eyes don’t decieve.He’s self deluded, He…

THE THING OF IT IS You must keep your mask on, you sad little people.You must do as I tell you, you pathetic sheeple.You must accede to my power, You must believe all my lies.You must wear your mask, when flying my skies.You must listen to those, who know better than you.Get it in your…

MESSAGE What has become of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.Democrats give us abortion, marxism and the promise of crappiness.What has become of the shining city on the hill.There’s something rotten in Washington, a terrible smell.It’s not Biden’s basement, it’s much deeper than that.It’s a swamp full of scum and corrupt demon-rats.They tear at…

ILL-GOTTEN BRAINS What a blathering fool, I can’t say it enough.He makes reading a prompter, look oh so tough.Too tough for his squinted up colorless eyes.What we get from a tool, no big surprise.He translates nonsense, into gobbledygook.Yank him off the stage, get out the hook.It’s no longer funny, It’s straight up insane.What are they…

THE SLOB’S GOT A GAVEL Nadler the weakling, can barely hold up his head.He’s so impressive, is something, no one has said.He looks like Humpty Dumpty without the eggshell.A big blob of blubber, heading for Hell.He sits on a bench, built specialy for him.Pounding his gavel, exercising his whim.I’m glad to see Jordan show him,…

Who’s watching over us, who cares about me.It’s no one in Washington, that’s plain to see.My bank account is shrinking, less every day.Our fearless leaders try to explain it away.They blame Donald Trump, Although he’s gone.They blame Russia’s Putin as the war carries on.They never blame Biden, He hasn’t a worry in sight.He doesn’t worry…