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Saved By the Swill
The Donald’s a dictator, the demonrats have detected. One who must be brought down before he’s elected. He must face persecution in dictatorial leftist courts. He must be harshly admonished, by fictitious torts. He must be harassed by judges with personal vendettas. Hounded by 90 indictments, Biden could win the trifecta. Trump could be impoverished,…
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Chicken Mumbo-Jumbo
Joe’s looking around for a fan, because he’s buried in sh*t. He knows his “Good Old Joe” legacy, has took a huge hit. Something smells in the White House, Joe’s in a sh*t storm. It seems Barack Obama’s Puppet, can no longer perform. The vultures are circling, the new accusations are flying. Joe looks like…
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Sounds Like A Plan
As his memories fade his lies continue to grow. He tries to force us to recall what he no longer knows. He tells us he’s in fine fettle, that he’s still the man. He guarantees that no one is laughing at him in Iran. He says he needs four more years to finish the job.…
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Requiem For A Drag Queen
He sashayed to the corner, he sashayed into the drag bar. He checked out the want ads, he wanted a purple clown car. He wanted one with big hooters, with lots of junk in the trunk. Splattered with dripping white gunk that looked like old spunk. His name was Sweet Susie Sweetcheeks, from Gobblers Knob.…
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The Way It Is
I try being magnamimous, I don’t believe in false praise. I attempt to suffer in silence, when sickened by lefty malaise. I like keeping a civil tongue in my head, I don’t like being a liar. I don’t believe in holding any but guilty feet to the fire. I believe in sharing my wisdom, and…
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Butthurt Biden
He took his butthurt with him, he wandered off to cry. He had trouble understanding why no one bought his lies. His job approval dropped like a stone, it hurt him to the core. Some people described him as a used up whacked out bore. Thinking he was beloved, he couldn’t believe any polls. He…
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This and That
Too many things need explanations, too many misleading answers. Too much fantastical crap, far too many nasty societal cancers. Too much trash targeting kids, too many unprotected young minds. Way too much of this DEI bullsh*t of it taking all kinds. What the hell are we doing, why are we repudiating God’s law. Why do…
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Proof in the Pudding
He shuffled up to the podium, he ogled the crowd. He appeared to be hours away from wearing a shroud. He started to speak, the lies caught in his throat. Up into his head his eyeballs were starting to float. He shook his head wearily, slapped himself on the cheek. We were in for a…
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The Crawling Horror
Frantic! Frantic! Climbing Walls. Something clammy on my skin crawls. I can’t escape, it won’t let go. The horror of it is all I know. Scraping, scraping, I want to scream. This can’t be real, must be a dream. If I dream, please let me wake. This crawling horror I cannot take. Running, running, where…
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The Story of Joe
Some witch waved her wand and Joe Biden appeared. Most wise folks were sickened, while idiots cheered. He opened his piehole, his forked tongue flickered out. The pressroom instantly filled with bullsh*t and doubt. His reptilian eyes nictated like a lizards eyes would. Obviously something was missing, the absence of good. His thin lips slowly…