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Questions for Idiots
If you made your home in a desert, why complain of the heat. If you’re a born loser, you should be happy sucking hind teat. If you build your house in the forest, why complain about fires. If you’re that frigging stupid, you should join the democrat choir. If you build your house on a…
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The Dunce
How evil is Joe Biden, how high is the sky? How good is The Donald, How good’s a nice guy. How stupid is Biden, how dumb is a rock. How smart is the Donald, how hard’s a hard knock. Why is Biden believed, when his promises stink. Why do things turn to crap, when Joe…
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Joe Goes to Lahaina
Biden lands in Lahaina, “Was there a fire here” he asks. Quickly he demands, everyone put on their masks. I heard if theres fire theres ashes, I don’t want to breathe. The folks in the audience, were beginning to seethe. “Let’s go Brandon” some heartless bast**ds started to yell. As Biden rambled on, standing in…
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It’s High Time
We have an intel community that’s busily gathering lies. We have a piece of crap president, who’s gathering flies. He has an overpaid cabinet, that ain’t worth two cents. We have a republican senate, that sits on the fence. We have a mainstream media, that no one believes. They are destroying America, none of them…
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The Shitstorm
The fool created a sh*tstorm and it sucked him in. It looked like a tornado wearing his stupid grin. Where ever it blew, it left everything covered in crap. They tried to corral it in a giant toilet, concealing a trap. It had tons of suction to flush the sh*tstorm away. When it came to…
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Teach the Children
His future was ruined, his dreams left in tatters. His trust in our government completely shattered. They messed with his head, they filled it with lies. With promises never kept, we should not be surprised. An agenda is proffered, or should I say taught. Delivered by groomers, a neverending onslaught. Evil political hacks, happily look…
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Poor Man South of Salt Lake
Poor man south of Salt Lake, can’t get a break. The tax men from D.C., won’t let the man be. The poor man has nothing, they’ve taken it all. All the poor man has left, are rocks in his skull. Rocks in his skull, cause life isn’t crappy. He’s changed his life, his dead pappy…
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The Biden Malaise
Fearless leaders on the beach, he’s kicking back. While the constitutions is under a commie attack. He hides in the basement, he tans on the beach. He hangs on for dear life, a bloodsucking leech. He’s working for China, he’s at their beck and call. Who knows what sick secrets, are in his thick skull.…
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Rigor’s Dogwhistles
The Rigors of thinking have destroyed Al Sharpton’s brain. Damn them damn rigors, how can this be explained. Or is it damn them riggers, that like to steal elections. Could he mean chiggers that cause skin infections. I guess they sound like that other word, that “N” word. That makes them racist dogwhistles that can’t…
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Bidennomics
Joe talks of Bidennomics, like he’s a proud father. But guess what Joe, you really shouldn’t bother. It’s no joke, Joe, but this time you screwed the pooch. Just what we expect from a human douche. Overnite the price of gas shot up to $4.30 a gallon. What do you want Joe, some special medallion.…