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Useful Dem-Wits
Extemporaneous actions by feckless maroons. Certified idiots, escaped loony goons. Butt-kissing bozos, mealy-mouthed twits. Lackluster losers, chock full of shit. Society’s victims, always butthurt. Moaning and groaning, lower than dirt. Squabbling, backbiting, nit-picking rats. Two-faced, pandering, elitist fat cats. Hypocritical liars, soldout posers all. Transgendered fools, without any balls. Panicked, fear-mongering, commie ghouls. Chaos enabling,…
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Do You Recall
Can you remember, way back in November, when Biden was still hidden away. Can you recall, that day back in the fall? That darkest of election days. The day Trump was robbed. By a senile old slob. Who knew the vote counting would go his way. Is it not a bummer, way back in the…
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Dream a Commie Dream
Dream a commie dream, dream, dream, dream. Dream that commie rule, is, cool, cool, cool. Dream you’re a fool, commie tool, commie tool. Dream every things okay, no way, no way. Dream change begins today, then, pray, pray, pray. Dream Biden is the man, Ku Klux Clan, Clan, Clan. Dream of Biden’s plan, ban, ban,…
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Fool’s Lament
Chock full of gibberish, the Fool rambled on, no sign of lucidity, his sanity gone. Claiming the credit, for things he never did, while still in the basement, conveniently hid. Still it’s amazing, how some fools believe, the pattern of lies he so boldly weaves. He will end up a spider, caught in it’s own…
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When Joe Went Down To Georgia
Joe went down to Georgia, he can’t remember when. Thinking he’d show Trump, he’s no chump, he claimed, he’s the best that’s ever been. He picked his nose, he struck a pose, flashing his stupid grin. He passed some gas, he scratched his a*s, he regaled the crowd with spin. He sang the same old…
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easter vacation story
May 6, 2018 Doug Crockett Okay, this happened in 71. During Easter vacation many people from Southern California would go to the Imperial Dam, Squaw Lake, [the lake behind the dam] on the Colorado river for a week long party. I forget who went out there with me, but I drove my 57 chevy apache…
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Poor Hiker Poo
The bear was munching hungrily on some poor hikers arm. The hiker was still living, his eyes filled with alarm, He tried to pull his hand, from the bear’s unrelenting grip. The bear gave a mighty tug, he heard his tendons rip. With a shake of his huge head the bear flung his arm away.…
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Behind the Barn
When Trump showed up behind the barn. Biden was waiting, full of senile charm. He was blathering on about Cornpop and hairy thighs, of little boys petting them, what a surprise. Smiling, Trump said, ”What do we have here?” Biden responded. ”I think it’s quite clear” ”It’s time to kick butt, you know the thing”…
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The Election Blues
There’s trouble in the air tonight. I feel it everywhere. I’ve got a sinking feeling. This election isn’t fair. The ballot box was loaded. Filled right to the gills. Full of phony ballots, to subvert the peoples will. They handed out assignments. Putting suitcases into hands. Full of phony ballots. Just the way they planned.…
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Staying Focused
My Father, My Saviour, are with me tonight. Keeping me focused on Eternal life. To keep moving forward, my mind on Eternity. Worried not of the World’s, sin and iniquity. The path forward is narrow, it takes a stout heart. God’s plan is eternal, every word. Every part. The adversary is temporal. His promises. LIES.…