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Takin’ it to the limit, the left barrels along. All restraints and decency, apparently gone. They’re creating a ministry to turn truths to lies. It’s set up in Washington and is run by two guys. One thinks she’s a woman, how would she know. The others a jacka*s, he’s runnin’ the show. His name is…

Joe swallowed his tongue, he spit it back out. Joe never knew what his tongue talked about. His tongue was a liar, is what his ears told him. It wasn’t their fault, his tongue spoke on a whim. His tongue repeated lies, they forced Joe to read. Hearing this happening, made his eyes bleed. Joe…

Hit with the wrong question, Joe lost his cool. Anger management wasn’t one of his tools. He ranted, he raved, he yelled, he screamed. His ears turned red, billowing steam. Someone asked him about a recent mandate. A simple question to which he couldn’t relate. Joe’s go to reaction, was becoming enraged. He threw a…

I watched the news today, good grief! I wached in horror, in disbelief. There was some good news, mostly bad. The Left has gone stark raving mad. In for a dollar, or for a gazillion bucks. In for either, they’re clueless schmucks. Making the midterms, about abortion. Good for them? the baby’s bad fortune. Doubling…

62 million murdered babies Joe, have you shed one single tear. 62 million babies murdered Joe, they should still be here. 62 million babies murdered, at the planned parenthood store. 62 million and counting Joe and you’re promising millions more. You are a sick, evil old man Joe, Your soul twisted with hate. 62 million…

Time after time, we hear the same sh*t. The same lefty talking points, it never quits. The right will put you in prison for killing your babies. If they had their way, they’d send you to hades. Conservatives are all racists, bigots and haters. It’s the rightwingers who are the real deepstaters. They want to…

Climate change happens, it can’t be predicted. If God wanted us gone, we would be evicted. The democrat way, is blame everything on man. While, we christians say, it’s part of God’s plan. Let’s think for a moment, who should we believe. God isn’t a democrat, he doesn’t decieve. I can’t believe Brandon, cause I’m…

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Who murders their babies and lies about why. Who knows it’s a life, a life mommy denies. You know it’s a mother, whose conscience is gone. With a morbid desire, for the path they are on. They claim it’s their choice, to do what they do. The left control’s every narrative, it’s nothing new. Listen…

Trillions of dollars, wasted on no one knows what. Trillions of dollars, more than America’s got. Who pays for this crap, who foots the bill. Who pays for this democrat, BS and swill. It’s me and it’s you, us tax-paying schmucks. They reach into our pockets and steal our bucks. Seventeen thousand, they say each…