political poetry conservative satire

Uncuff all the cops, slap those cuffs back on crooks. Scrub stupid socialist laws, from all our lawbooks. Quit electing democrat idiots, whose policies suck. Stand up to something, don’t count on dumb luck. Gird up your loins, stand up to their ungodly plans. Call them out on the lies, don’t fall for the scams.…

Who Primaried Fetterwoman, was it somebody dead. Who voted for Fetterwoman, do they like pickled head. Who are these idiots, what kind of fools. Are they the democrat base, useful, idiot tools. You have to be deaf, dumb and stupid, totally blind. Don’t they realize the stroke, destroyed his mind. Is he the perfect democrat,…

Mommies boy went to a riot in support of abortion. Involving himself in violence used for extortion. He felt connected, like his life now had meaning He’d been created, for nonsensical screaming. Shouting out the abortion, he wished his Mommy had,had. That made him feel cheated, that made ‘HIM’ mad. He became a victim, of…

My fellow Americans, my thinking’s not clear. Try not to believe, what you won’t hear. I’m on a power trip, they won’t let me ask why. Obama’s controlling me, that’s why I lie. He pulls my strings I’m just a performer. I feel lost, I couldn’t feel mas forlorner. They’ve put an implant, inside my…

Mask up, mask off, social distance, when whacking off. Don’t breathe out, hold it in, no telling where your breath’s been. Don’t cough, don’t you scoff, eat alone, not at the trough. Infected thoughts keep to yourself, we’ll inform you of your health. We’re right, you’re wrong, same old tune, same old song. Mind your…

She said, I’m sick of your transgenderism, your tomfoolery. Sick of you wearing my underwear and my jewelry. She said, I’m sick of what you’re doing to your kids and to me. The man I married was not the man you turned out to be. The door stands ,wide open, there’s something you should know.…

He was infected with wokism, his brain was on pause. Choking on a slow feed of koolaid trickling down his craw. He felt short circuited, he sizzled and popped. He saw the floor he was standing on, had been recently mopped. His eyes crossed and uncrossed, they bulged from his skull. His forehead was bleeding…

Hollywood sucks, because Hollywood’s woke. Woke funny’s not funny, it’s just a bad joke. They’ve ruined the movies, they’ve ruined TV. It’s a waste of time watching, even when free. It’s all about inclusivity, and fake moral outrage. Full of racial pandering fools on their stage. Superheroes are turning gay or transgender. Their product has…

What will Brandon do on this new years day” Will his hair turn whiter or his skin more gray. Will he look more lost, when he shuffles away. Will he say something stupid, while looking so dumb. Will he get up off his butt and free up his thumbs. Will his grin look more evil…