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If anyone has brains to spare, it ain’t democrats. You won’t find any heroes sporting white hats. There’s no D-rat Lone Ranger, to ride to our aid. There’s no plan of keeping promises made. They’re out for themselves, no thoughts of us. They’ll make room for us all, under their bus. We’re all in the…

Mission accomplished, Joe Biden mumbled.  The missiles are flying, the football was fumbled.  What do you mean? Jill Biden screamed.  Things looked much worse, than they first seemed.  Joe’s mind was gone and Jill was to blame.  She pushed him to this, for  fifteen minutes of fame.  She was first fool. Forget about, first lady. …

Stupid is as Democrats DoThere’s a change in the stupid, they’re all dumbing-down.It’s hard telling who’s dumbest, who’s wearing the crown.Is it Gavin Newsome, The west coasts commie dujour.Whose campaign of destruction, is too much to endure.His banning gas powered vehicles, is the retarded act of the day.Californians are praying that he would dry up,…

The border’s secure, except for one coast to coast hole. From the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of ole Mexico. Brandon and Kamala, take American’s for fools. The Constitution don’t matter, they just break the rules. The chaos on the border, sure isn’t their doing. It isn’t their pandering and outright vote wooing. The flood…

TIME TO POTTY aka democrat party Joe bumbles onward, his head up his assAn energized dummy, high on his own gas.Occasionally pulling his head out, gasping for air.It would raise a big stink, if he died up in there.I’m sure they’ve got fotos, it’s Joe’s favorite pose.He’s such a big stinker, everyone knows.He can’t bump…

I’m sick of Brandon’s unswerving stupidity.His vision of change and his declining lucidity.His complete lack of courage, his pandering flunkies.His climbing in bed, with his red Chinese bunkies.His fake crys for unity, we should all work together.To fight global warming [his change in the weather]What does he take us for, his ass-kissing base.College kids and…

Things are hopping at the border, border-hopping hordes. Border-hoppers, packing children, that Biden likes to hoard. He stacks them up in cages, do they get auctioned off? Sold to the highest bidder? At this the left will scoff. Reporters are verboten, cameras are taboo. We are not allowed to see, Biden’s border zoo. Is there…

What is the new democrat cause of the day. What kind of tom-foolery, is coming our way. What new load of BS, will they want us to swallow. What new round of promises that will ring hollow. Which political hacks, will support all their lies. Which republican RINOS, will we learn to despise. How much…

IT TAKES TWO Holding hands they waltzed into the picture.A match made for convenience, a truly bad mixture.She had a brain, he had bad gas.It followed him everywhere, she let it pass.He was the president, she was first lady.she cheered him on when he’d do something shady.He’d regressed to his infancy, he called her mother.She…

Is it the laptop from Heaven or the laptop from Hell. Probably for the Bidens, it bodes nothing but ill. A story of influence peddling, around the globe. Corruption in high places, needs to be probed. Is this behind the FBI raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago. A legacy of Obama’s machine from Chicago. No wonder they’re…