political poetry conservative satire

He abandoned his sanity and voted for Joe.Instantly making him an ignorant schmo.He bought into lies, brainwashing himself.His wife noticed the decline in his mental health.She begged him incessantly to return to earth.To again take some pride in his own self-worth.In return, he mocked her, imitating her voice.He hung out with neighbors who were pro-choice.He…

Brandon has cancer, Hunter’s cracked up.Both are born liars, both think they’re tough.Brandon caught covid, how could that be.He’s vaxxed to the max, what’s that tell me.It tells me he’s full of it, BS and hot air.He’s surely fear-mongering, he does his share.Hunter’s so proud of his own Pedo-Pops.Both are expecting, a visit from cops.Both…

The Jan-6 commission is as convincing as all hell.With their string of promised, bombshell after bombshell.No one is watching, we’ve all seen this BS before.It all comes down to their being, publicity whores.they take turns on the soapbox, creating a narrative.To destroy Donald trump has become their imperative.No matter how long it takes or the…

Make them hurt more, Joe, satan whispers in Joe’s ear.They need to be scared, go ahead, monger the fear.They’ll grow to love you, if you make them bleed.Don’t worry about the people, fulfill your own needs.You’ll win their hearts and you’ll change their minds.If you just double-down and keep robbing them blind.If you crush their…

There’s a warm spell in England, run for the hills.The Brandon is coming to cure all our ills.He’s declared a climate emergency, he’s saving the world.He could stop the midterms, my nosehairs just curled.This is way too much power, for this fool to wield.What new communist plot will soon be revealed.Somehow, someway, we will all…

Why has half of the country become entitlement whores.Why have half of the people decided to not work anymore.What has become of the American dream we once had.When did the pursuit of happiness, drive us all mad.We used to be happy before the onset of greed.Before all that we saw, became something we need.When we…

The buck stops with Brandon, ain’t that a hoot.He must mean male rabbit, what a lying old coot.He’s done nothing right, He’s a crotchety damn fool.He likes picking peanuts out of his stool.I’m sick of his policies, I’m sick of his voice.I’m sick of his hypocrisy, a catholic supporting pro-choice.I’m sick of his smile, that…

Radical nitwits, chanting away.Over and over, nothing to say.Acting so butthurt, feel their pain.Crying fake tears, earning disdain. Covid adherents, clinging to naught.Another fake story, happens a lot.Swallowed whole, hook, line and sinker.The left isn’t known for creating thinkers. Closed minds, peer into smokey mirrors.Successfully brainwashed, as the smoke clears.Soapboxes are hopped on, lies quickly…

Birthing units, how impersonal can we get.When will this blatant insultantly stupid sh*t quit.College professors can’t answer the simplest of questions.Without hemming and hawing and prolonged hesitation.Being woke should be embarassing, to these maroons.These disinformation spreading, elitist goons.Don’t send your kids to be taught by these fools.Critical thinking is no longer taught in our schools.It’s…

Maxine Waters is racist, she wants more dead black babies.She’s echoed by Ms. Beetlejuice no ifs, ands, butts or maybes.Maxine exhorts radicals, to defy the U.S. Constitution.She verbally supports attacking, burning down our institutions.How is this not inciting, calling for a Leftist insurrection.Is she so tied up with hate, she has no self-reflection.Radical, racist minorities,…