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Her face was beautiful, like Homey the Clown.She was King of the Drag-Queens, she was so down.Down with America, down with the Donald.With a hair up her ass, to drive herself wild.She loved heavy makeup, applied with a paint brush.With 2 or 3 inches of rosy-red, gaudy-ass blush.Her name was Clarence, she called herself Cassie.Everyone…

We are a Republic, we are not a Democracy.We don’t want to live with your stupid hypocrisy.We call ourselves patriots, you hate America.Me thinks you would be happy to call this Despairica.Everythings terrible, you can’t get your fair share.That’s understandable, you don’t work anywhere.You hold out your hands, for the largesse of the land.You want…

Let’s decodify Joe Biden, his system really sucks.He really feels our pain, He really means, aw shucks.Things could be worse, he says, look at Ukraine.Their inflation is higher, they’re really in pain.Their gas costs a fortune, their border’s really stressed.Compared to their economy, we’re really blessed.Or there’s Venezuela, inflations through the roof.They’re really hurting, their…

Sinking into darkness, grasping for straws.Breaking all the rules, imposing bad laws.Mocking the truth, spreading the lies.Stealing our money, for pipedreams it buys.Nothing seems real, the futures not clear.81? million voters, got a bum steer.The temperatures rising, so is our ire.Their only concern is fanning the fire.What’s good for us, is what’s good for them.Government…

Cassidy Hutchinson is just another coached witness.With a rehearsed script, typical democrat business.Smoke and mirrors with just a smidgen of truth.Meant to smear and besmirch, confuse what is sooth.Prepared by partisan hacks, Cheney the rino is worst.Her hate is apparent, it always comes first.She’s out to get Trump, she doesn’t care how.She’ll use any ruse…

Democrats dream of the day, when stupid sh*t rules.When the whole population, are disposible tools.When ideas with merit, are cast to the side.When it makes you a racist, to show any white pride.Good has become evil, folks don’t act like they should.Our leaders are lying, they’re not misunderstood.The left reports only fake news, meant to…

Democrats dream of the day, when stupid sh*t rules.When the whole population, are disposible tools.When ideas with merit, are cast to the side.When it makes you a racist, to show any white pride.Good has become evil, folks don’t act like they should.Our leaders are lying, they’re not misunderstood.The left reports only fake news, meant to…

Nancy’s not dumb, she’s stupid as hell.A vicious old harpy, whose instinct is, kill.Kill all the babies, while inside the womb.Turn that nurturing space, into their tomb.What’s that about “THE WORD” is your favorite word.That’s just a mockery, you’re so absurd.It’s time you retire, fly back out to the west.It’s time you give us a…

“We want piles of dismembered babies” democrats scream.It’s part of our heritage, part of our American dream.Suck them from the wombs of our murderous mothers.Do the same to all of their possible, sisters and brothers.Put abortion clinics in Disneyland, just for unwanted kids.For after-birth abortions, we could weaponize S.I.D.S.Abortion is our birthright, not so much…

When did our world become, the land of Bizarro.A place where we’re talked down to by Ana Navarro.A marxist sympathizer from communist Nicaragua.Now she’s on CNN, spewing her claptrap and dogma.She’s nothing but ignorance, put on display.To influence other idiots into going astray.Stupidity is celebrated, hypocrisy reigns.Our leaders in Washington have compromised brains.They’re affronts to…