political poetry conservative satire

Follow the money, you might be surprised.How many politicians have been compromised.They’re all taking money in the form of donations.From lobbies and unions and foreigh legations.Some rake in millions through insider trading.From taxes on ill gotten gains everyone is evading.They smile in our faces, throwing us under the bus.Representing big business, they forget about us.We…

They found a wrench, they threw into the works.Angering those idiots we call gun control jerks.Now their panties are bunched, they’re seeing red.They’re pulling their hair right out of their head.Then they start screaming, “lets pack the court”Before they take away, our right to abort.If God’s burning bush, sprang up before their eyes.Giving them 10…

The idiots are whining, losing their grip.The Supreme Court just dissed their gun control trip.They’re pulling their hair, stomping their feets.Many resorting to hate-filled, angry tweets.It’s a middle finger to New Yorkers, Whoopi chimed in.Proving she’s lost her grip on reality again.The Supreme’s really suck, Molly Jung tweeted.This was picked up by fools who should…

Let the babies be murdered the demonrats cry.It’s the mother’s choice if they should die.The baby’s only dead tissue, although it’s alive.Could it be possible, it wants to survive.Why are the demonrats so eager to kill.Why do they celebrate, subverting God’s will.Why do they worship at the altar of death.Why murder their progeny, before it’s…

Left to our own devices, we’d be much better off.I don’t want to drink at the left’s commie trough.Quit feeding me your pap, or your tasteless kool-aid.I don’t like the feeling that we’re being played.Your hands in our pockets is making us mad.Your plan for America is stupid and sad.You are a laughingstock, the world…

Our fearless leader is scared once again.He’s afraid everyone can see through his spin.He’s scared, but he’s crafty, like a nasty old bird.One that’s digging for nuts in a dried up old turd.What he might find, we don’t want to know.A nut is a seed, from which evil could grow.His mind is full of, evil,…

CONSERVATIVES “““““““““““ DEMOCRATS The right to bear arms —————-The right to confiscate arms The right to free speech ————– The right to stifle your voice the right to pursue happiness ——– The right to steal your joy Freedom of religion ——————- Freedom from religion To be secure in your homes ———– The right to kick…

Stupid smart people, or is it, smart people dumb.If they’re democrats, it’s a great rule of thumb.Fauci is smart but he’s dumb as all hell.He lies to our faces, with absolutely no skill.His lies are transparent, supposed truth bombs.He claims, he is the science, he lies with aplomb.Telling us to believe him, he’s mad if…

Where have America’s morals gone.Straight down the drain, every one.Our higher power is slipping away.No consequences for sinning today.The devil is smiling, right in God’s face.The world’s becoming a more evil place.Everyone has an I-phone in hand.Filled with every evil, across the land.Pornagraphic perversions of every kind.Kids can whack-off until they go blind.Transgender creeps are…

I opened my wallet and choked on the dust.I checked my bank account and sorely I cussed.I opened my cupboards, I saw they were bare.I went out on my porch, to my rocking chair.I rocked and I pondered, my blood pressure rose.I noticed a smell, from my bedraggled clothes.The flies noticed it too, they were…