I suffer from climate anxiety, I'm a clueless democrat wuss.
I'm too stupid to think for myself, but I'm not gonna shush.
I'm afraid if I buy my own house, climate change will destroy it.
Climate deniers say "that's life" that's because they're all racist.
I want government to protect me, save me from this earth.
I shouldn't have to worry about climate, it's a right of my birth.
They say storms are much meaner now, the temperature's hotter.
Soon the rainclouds will scald us with torrents of boiling water.
The icebergs are melting faster, causing all the oceans to rise.
The deserts are a half a degree hotter, now nothing survives.
There's more forest fires everywhere, and it's all caused by man.
We need to support president Biden and his new world plans.
Polar Bears are now drowning the water won't let them swim.
I'm afraid to have children, because the future's grown grim.
Those global warming deniers should all be lined up and shot.
It's their fault that Texas and Arizona are always unbearably hot.
I've got a college education, I believe everything demonrats say.
Please Mr. President, please make republicans just go away.
Spend all of their tax dollars, fix the climate they destroyed.
I don't like being scared of my shadow, but I'm not paranoid.
I don't want to die in a worldwide halocaust, caused by Trump.
Sitting in a bathtub full of hot water scalding like some chump.
Help Mr. Biden can't you make the bad climate just go away.
Can't we air condition the world and save the world today.
D.L. Crockett -- 9/22/23