Shuffle Off Joe


Brandon's smile is contagious if you've been dead for ten years.
Three cheers for democrat pandering and their use of fake tears.
Bravo for their brainless agendas, and the waste of tax-dollars.
How they hate hardworking Americans, anyone in blue collars.
Let's all give them a hand, let's give them our staunch support.
Let's help them set a new record in numbers of badies they abort.
Let's applaud their devotion to a POS like Joseph R. Biden.
Applaud then get out of the way of the lightning he's riden.
Why shouldn't we be happy to give if the left wants a new bus.
One with monster tires, more room beneath it for more of us.
These people are born thinkers, the most thought out vile plots.
If they were all leopards they could easily change their spots.
We've all seen Joe Biden in action, and gosh we're impressed.
He's always looking so dapper, always impeccably dressed.
And when he shows up on the beach, such a hunk of a man.
It's no wonder he's known as a hero to the terrorist Taliban.
And when he covers his tracks, I've seen lions with less skill.
He won't let his women hunt for him, he makes his own kills.
His diction is perfect, he'd put on a great drag queen story hour.
There's never been anyone, with such a great thirst for power.
He's sly like a fox, he's bold, he's fearless like a descented skunk.
He's so self deluded, he has no idea he's an old feeble punk.
His worthless self still shuffles on, his evil corruption prevails.
We're all sick of his malfeasance, and his maladroit foibles.
It's time this old fool retires, it's time for Joe to wave tootle-loo.
To shuffle off into the sunset with his whole corrupt retinue.
D.L. Crockett -- 8/8/23